 E! Online has a nice little story for all of the die-hard Ozzy Osbourne fans out there: It seems Ozzy is moving into Osmond territory! Hooray!
Oh god, make it stop...
That's right, apparently Fox has given a six-episode trial for an hour-long variety show to be hosted by the "Prince of F--king Darkness" along with his wife Sharon, now 23-year-old son Jack and 22-year-old celebutard daughter, Kelly.
Seriously, someone kill me...
The program is being likened to ABC's Donny and Marie and CBS' The Sonny and Cher Comedy Hour.
Can someone help me find where I hid those razorblades?
From E! Online: "The new format will attempt to mix musical guests, comedy skits and game-show segments with in-studio audience participation and man-on-the-street-style bits. One idea being bandied about, per the trade, is a segment titled 'The Osbournes Meet the Osbournes,' in which the 'heavy metal clan' hang out with another Osbourne family. The show will be shot in Los Angeles and Fox aims to kick things off with a Christmas special."
OK all of you parents out there reading this while weeping: Now would be a good time to invest in that life insurance policy. You don't want to leave your kids stranded with nothing. Don't be so selfish. Jeez...
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