Steve in Riverside, CA
If Bill Burr and Mike Birbiglia got married and hyphenated their last names, they would be: Bill Bur-biglia and Mike Bur-biglia. What? Shut up, that's funny.
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Scott in Boston
Roland asking a question is the verbal equivalent of Fredo holding the gun.
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Crystal in NJ
Thanx guys! The Steve sound clip made me almost choke on my drink! Ironically, when I spewed soda out of my mouth & nose, it looked like the sound clip came to life on my desk! Will there be any actual event footage from today? I need a warning!
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Sluggo in NJ
Whats the deal with Norton in Opie's Eye? First, he looks like a deer in headlights.
Second, dude learn how to hold your silverware. You look like a neanderthal.
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Brandon R. in Matawan
If you're lucky enough to get a tax-return, that money is taxed too. So you're taxed
on money that you got back because you were taxed too much. Yeah, that makes sense...
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Tarik in Brooklyn
Taxes: talking about us paying for ridiculous things. Do you know that it took 150 million of our tax dollars to put up those stupid waterfalls [in NYC]. They look like scaffolding with water coming out of the top.
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Adam in Michigan
I wonder if those giant gums get in the way of her cackling at her husband. What a pathetic, emasculated little girl he must be. Shut your mouth, they are my keys and wallet I can lose them whenever the F I want.
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Justin in Westchester
This bitch who talks about women training their husbands is just trying to create some stepford utopia where women can rule us like we're f-ing cows on a dairy farm. She deserves the abuse you're giving her, especially since human beings are supposed to (and i stress 'supposed to') be intelligent. Men are not god damn circus animals!!!!
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Scott in Boston
I wish Steve from Yellowstone had in on this action...
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Anthony in Boston
Wow I didn't get the small teeth joke until I saw the womans picture... Jimmy you are a genius and she looks like Edward Norton forced his foot through her skull to wipe his feet on the curb.
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Gary in Brooklyn
Screw her... the freakin' cover of the cover of the book has a smiling woman holding a treat for the man jumping through a hoop... and that's not controlling? Freakin' skank.
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Greg in Plymouth
Why do people have to train each other? Isn't that the point of dating, to find someone you like enough you don't have to train..? This is pointless, people don't change plain and simple.
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A. Marra in Valley Stream
Free Mustang!!?? Does it actually run? Linger Longer!!!
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Brendan in Boston
Is it too late to ask Adam and Jamie whether it's true that if you date way out of your league, you end up missing work?
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Joe in NJ
I just called about 5 minutes ago and want to acknowledge how unproductive and douchey my phone call was. I should be attacked by a nurse shark.
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Chris in Fort Wayne
Shark surfing is fake. They've got a boat dragging the guy, and the fake fin.
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William in SC
I didn't know Elizabeth Hasslebeck was Miss Teen South Carolina.
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Mr. Vargas in CO
Watched "The Dark Knight" tonight. Heath Ledger carries the whole movie. Agree with Jimmy about the length but with Opie too. Heath's performance makes it easy to sit through.
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King Sean in NJ
Hey this tastes a little bland... could you pass the thelidamide?
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Weezer in Ohio
Steve has 100 things to do like watermarking every one elses videos...
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Tony Hundo
Supposedly, Barry is a bad teammate. He segregates himself in the locker room and there would be too much of a media circus if he played again. No team wants that.
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Erik in Buffalo
Bernie Mac got his ass chewed out for a comment he made at an Obama rally. We're turning into a nation of sissy's.
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Tony in Napa
Ant, I fired my first Colt .45 at age 2. Got a powder burn in my right eye. My gunsmith great uncle Johannes was a gunsmith with a goldmine. Woodburning stove. Came here from Austria in the 1800's.
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